Dear Clutter King,
My sex life is cluttered: vibrators, strap-ons, whips, chains, viagra, CBT, porn, edible fantasies, anal, oral, auto-afixiation, condoms, gerbils, around-the-world, prostitutes, hanky-panky, patty-cake, and crimson and clover!
How can I clear up this clutter?
Signed, Pretty In Pink
Dear PIP,
Well PIP that brings us to that age-old question: What is Sex? Is it "I get you off then you get me off" or is it the old "in-out?" We will explore this issue more later
So to review: Wash your ceiling, scan your letters onto a disc, get a Mac, and write me a check!... Oh! Did I mention Rachel Maddow?
Dear Clutterking-- I just read your blog! Pretty funny. But your advice at the end was sound. Why don't you write a straight advice article on organizing one's stuff? Everybody needs it.
ReplyDeleteI agree with anonymous! Or maybe a support group for those of us stuck living with Pack Rats & Hoarders! Can't wait to hear from you & Rachel!
ReplyDeletelove, Creative Clutter Bug
so how's it going clutterking?
ReplyDeletekeeping it clean?