Dear Clutter King,
I read somewhere that clutter is related to diet, food, etc. What do you know about that?
Signed, Fickle About Future
Dear FAT,
That is certainly true: you jam unneeded clutter down your pie hole the same way you pile stuff on your coffee table. You get fat, your coffee table bulges out and Rachel Maddow says no way. Yes FAT, clutter is everywhere: to be free of clutter you have to turn off your TV (don't worry, I have some tasteful nudes of Rachel to hang in your bedroom) and probably write me a check. The other day my friend was over, talking about something, some movie or something and I had to say, "Bobbie, right now you really sound like clutter to me."
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